Friday, December 21, 2007

extreme scrapbooking

Limited openings! Reserve your seat now! Don’t wait another minute!

On April 1, 2008, you’ll be boarding a luxurious De Havilland Canada DHC-3 Otter float plane bound for the Emerald Island!!. We’ll stop a handful of times to refuel in the North Atlantic on the wondrous transatlantic cargo seaway!! See freighters carrying cargo up close!! In a mere 17 hours, we’ll land on a lake in the Connemara region of Ireland!!

We’ll spend five glorious days and four nights hunting faeries. When we have all of our treasures, we’ll spend an additional three days in EXTREME SCRAPBOOKING!!.

You’ll learn how to:
~~ Snuff out a faery without disturbing her delicate wings;
~~ Remove one or both wings with minimal blood splatter;
~~ Preserve the delicate body for years of enjoyment; and
~~ Attach preserved faeries and their nests to your very own Extreme Scrapbook page!
~~ Other foraged items will be used to create a full-experience scrapbook!!

We'll spend most evenings in the local pubs getting liquored up for a night filled with disturbing faery and other woodland creature nests during this prime mating season!!

You will return to the United States aboard a World-Class Freighter!! Although shipping times and routes vary, you can expect to port sometime in mid-May.

Sign up now!! If we receive your confirmed reservation before February 1, 2008, we’ll include two free vomit bags for the flight to Ireland and one chastity belt for the cruise home (these come in handy for both men and women!). CALL NOW!! DON'T WAIT!!

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