Ode to Barry ‘Bama

You came to us from the Windy City
Where you organized the community
They sent you off to Washington
Where you did nothing with impugnity

You’ve been eyeing the job of president
Since you wrote those two bio books
Your experience may be nano-thin
But you beat Hillary with just your looks

My name is Barry ‘Bama
I’m the man of hope and change
I’m gonna, um, ah – My colon’s perking!
My word thingey – the tele-thingey
It ain’t fucking working!

He’s going to reform the world
With tough talk and dark magic
He’s got a diplomacy wand he’ll wave
And for our enemies it’ll be tragic

The seas will part and the moon will bow
As he strides proudly through the masses
With common folk he’ll go a-fishing
And try to catch some, ah, um, basses

My name is Barry ‘Bama
I’m the man of hope and change
I’m gonna, um, ah – My colon’s perking!
My word thingey – the tele-thingey
It ain’t fucking working!

If you disagree with his evolving positions
It will be because he’s black
Republicans are all racist bastards
Go vote for pasty-white J-Mac

My name is Barry ‘Bama
I’m the man of hope and change
I’m gonna, um, ah – My colon’s perking!
My word thingey – the tele-thingey
It ain’t fucking working!