You know you’ve drunk Obama’s Kool-Aid if …

You know you’ve drunk Obama’s Kool-Aid if …

• You think “I will sit with world leaders without preconditions” and Iran saying “We have preconditions” is not a problem.
• You think “An acorn is something squirrels eat” is a racist comment.
• You think his socialism will expand GDP (“What’s GDP?” I know, it’s ok. Go back to sleep).
• Someone says, “Just produce your birth certificate,” and you say, “Why?”
• You believe you going to get a tax cut.
• You think Michelle ordering Iranian caviar is not ironic.
• You think “I was a community organizer for 5 years” and “I was a community organizer for 3 years” do not conflict.
• Someone says Obama looks like a sock monkey and you don’t laugh.
• Someone says, “I can’t vote for Sarah Palin. Girl ain’t got no donkey,” and you understand what they meant. And you agree with them.
• You think, “Now finally, for the first time in my life I can proud of Colin Powell.”
• You think Joe Biden isn’t dangerous outside his padded room.
• You are registered to vote in 6 counties.
• You think Condi Rice is not a real black because she’s Jamaican, but Colin Powell is a real black even though he’s Jamaican, too.
• You think "I registered 150,000 voters," "120,000 voters," and "more than 100,000 voters" all describing the same project does not conflict.
  
• You think Bill Ayers was “just a guy I knew in the neighborhood” even though he wrote half of Obama’s book, he gave Obama $50MM to oversee – the biggest project of Ayers life at a time when Obama had no experience, and they sat on boards and forums together. Through all of this you feel comfortable saying, “Ayers was just a dude form his crib. Leave it alone.”
• You think it’s OK that someone says “Obama is not ready to be president” and you put him on the ticket as VEEP.