NEWSFLASH!! ACORN Releases PA Poll: Obama 83%, McCain 47%, Undecided -30%

FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE!!!

ACORN releases this poll of 1,080 likely Pennsylvania voters: Obama 83%, McCain 47%, Undecided -30%, giving The Dalibama a lead not likely to be overcome under any set of circumstances. Any. And if it’s close, we have 400,000 ballots ready to stuff.

Poll taken October 30 through November 1, 2008. MOE +/- 3%

Poll demographics:

Party Affiliation	No.		Voting Status	No.		Age (includes re-votes)	No.
Republican	350		Voted	7		In utereo	60
Turncoat PUMAs	118		Re-voted Once	7		0 – 17	75
Democrats	7		Re-voted Twice	7		18 – 24	121
Status	No.		Re-voted Three +	7		24 – 45	235
			Waiting for Election Day	468		46 – 54	90
Scheduled for Abortion	60		Actions Ready (includes multiple actions)			55 – 74	150
Alive (includes re-votes)	708					75 – 85	120
Dead	245		Tire Slash	89		86 – 105	78
Geographic Locale	No.		Arson	56		105 – 120	24
			Cancelled Registration	104		121 +	127
Pennsylvania	468		Laxative in food	58		IQ (includes re-votes
New Mexico	3		Fake offer to drive	89
Chicago	3		Sugar in gas tank	85		Less than 50	468
Florida	1		Threatening phone calls	302		More than 150	540

Contact your local ACORN office for additional details. Google “Obama Campaign Official Site” for contact information.