Saturday, February 7, 2004

Canadians are so CUTE!!!!

The subtitle informs that "only 15 per cent of us would vote for the President." "Us" are Canadians; "the President" is W.

Um, I like your beer. I prefer Irish whiskey (it's triple distilled!). Your fishing has dropped off a lot. You control guns more than we do - so your murder rate is lower, but your rates of burglary, car theft, and rape are higher than ours. My, relying on the same data sources it seems a person is twice as likely to be a victim of fraud in Canada than in the United States. Must be a lot of time to sit and think up there, eh?

But let's cut to the chase, shall we? Canada's middle class owes its very existence to the United States. Without our constant purchasing of your goods, your economic model would have collapsed decades ago. Socialism cannot exist without a capitalistic economy from which to suckle.

So, like, your opinion of W is irrelevant, eh?

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