Ut-oh

I am feeling very dirty this morning. Drift a few posts down to "One-Handed Typists." I did a spoof piece on masterbating and was amazed at how many hits I got because of the misspelling, masterbaiting. OK. I can co-exist with the most stunning array of dysfunction. It's a talent of mine. But now, but now new lows have been achieved by net fans and I have been dragged into the tar pit with them. I hold the cherished number one spot on google when some deeply lonely person searched "how do i masterbait my dog."

Yuk. Just fricking yuk. No, I didn't look at the rest of the hits to see if someone actually provided instructional material. np.