for posterity

I just have to record this headline for the anals of history.

Here goes: Royals To Get A Taste Of Angels' Colon.

The piece appears on the WSOC Channel 9 television webpage (which I am accessing as I write this), an ABC affiliate in Charlotte, NC, owned by Cox (you can't make this stuff up) Communications.

The piece is copyright 2007 The Sports Network (homepage).

The article begins, "(Sports Network) - Bartolo Colon attempts to win his third consecutive start off the disabled list tonight for the Los Angeles Angels of Anaheim, who will be aiming to continue their recent dominance of the Kansas City Royals."

Remarkable.